Dear State of Ohio,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/30/2015 at 08:41 • Filed to: None

This is bullshit.

DISCUSSION (24)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 08:43

Kinja'd!!!

Maybe, but THIS is good.

EDIT: Thanks, kinja... I was refering to the Vernors.

450X_FTW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 08:50

$1.75 for a can of tea/lemonade that nationwide is only a $1!? That’s messed up

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 08:54

Woop WOOP!!

AZ in tha HIZZZZOUSSSE

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 08:56

I believe this falls under the “captive audience” statute. Looking at the reflection it looks like a vending machine at a rest stop. What other choice do you have but to suck it up and deal?

I agree that it sucks, but that's the price you pay for convenience.

BKosher84 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 09:04

As an Ohioan.. I can verify that at 90% of places that sell this product.. It’s a dollar.

fhrblig > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 09:11

Was good. They’ve definitely watered down the recipe. I can remember when Vernors would clear out your sinuses.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > fhrblig
10/30/2015 at 09:15

Still is good. Bonus: Goes VERY well with Fireball.

Kinja'd!!!

This is better, though. Proper sinus clearer.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 09:25

no, vernors is disgusting. I grew up on the east coast and I now live in michigan, the first time I asked my (now wife, then girlfriend) for some ginger ale to make me feel better she got me vernors, I figured it was a different brand.

Then I took a sip and almost puked. It’s like someone mixed ginger ale and cream soda.

DISGUSTING

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/30/2015 at 09:27

You shut your mouth and mix it with whiskey like a real man, damnit!

Tekamul > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 09:28

If my 1st year of law school serves me, I believe under advertising and consumer relations laws, you’re allowed to put a brick through the glass, take a can, and leave a dollar.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
10/30/2015 at 09:28

It was so god damn gross I wouldn’t want to ruin the delicious whiskey.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/30/2015 at 09:29

To feel better, as in fight nausea? Yeah, steer clear and go for Canada Dry. Vernors is too sweet for that. Still like it though.

Weird fact: I was never a big fan of Canada Dry. Was always a little too watery for my liking, I rarely drank it unless I was sick. I got onto Vernors, and now I like Canada Dry too.

Shweppes I'm still not a fan of. It straddles the fence too hard.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 09:33

Yeah Canada Dry is the way to go while sick (yes nausea)

I was also blind sided because I was expecting something Canada Dry-ish.

It’s what her family always used while sick, where as mine growing up went for the Canada Dry.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole
10/30/2015 at 09:34

Fireball esp.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 09:48

Vernors!!? It’s been so long since I had a Vernors. I bid $5 and will pay double shipping.

Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 09:50

Jungle Jims had this the other week for something insane. I think it was 59 cents.

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 10:00

News flash: Vending machines mark everything up by 50%-100%?

Funfact: I had never heard of “an Arnold Palmer” until about 6 months ago. When I saw the drink, I assume it was a homeopathic prostate medicine or something.

fhrblig > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 11:09

I will look for that, I miss full-strength Vernors.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ash78, voting early and often
10/30/2015 at 11:43

It basically is

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 14:12

Buffalo Rock ginger ale is best ginger ale. It has the burn of some whiskeys.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/30/2015 at 14:17

Never heard of it. I don’t think it’s sold in Canada.

I'm partial to Graces Ginger Beer myself—is it anything like that?

tromoly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/30/2015 at 14:21

But you have Vernors in vending machines, that’s awesome!

Though paying $1.75 for an Arnold Palmer is highway robbery.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/30/2015 at 16:18

Never had it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/30/2015 at 16:22

If you're like me, in that you can't really get enough ginger, you should.